First, there is the wonderous world of songza. Songza figures out what time of day it is, you pick your mood and it gives you a myriad of playlists. Sounds simple enough, right? That shit is life changing. I promise. You can thank me later.
Second, automatic sprinklers. Yes, I live in San Diego. Yes, we probably have the best weather on the entire planet. Yes, I own a hose. But do I have the memory capacity to remember to water my lawn? If my garden from last summer is any indication, the answer is no. I bought my house because I wanted a yard. I didn't think about the pesky things you have to do with a yard, like water it. And mow it. When someone invents a roomba for your lawn, please let me know. That would be epic.
Finally, make up removing wipes. After anywhere from 9-12 hours at work, a work out and chores, the last thing I can be bothered to do is wash my face. I know. it's probably disgusting to even admit that. But sometimes? You're just that tired. And this is where the wipes come in... One swipe, and you're done. Even better yet? They remove your sins, too.
This winter, after a string of break-up fueled poor choices and a spree of self-depricating behavior, I was visiting with a friend. We had just gone for a run (or maybe we just woke up? I can't remember... you can draw your own conclusion as to why), and I needed to wash my face. I grabbed a face towelette from the pack in my friend's medicine cabinet and scrubbed it across my face. Seconds later, my cheeks were on fire. My eye brows tingled. My forehead felt like it was being stretched in 87 different directions. In short, my face? It was on fire.
I was in shock (and pain). I had used these same face wipes weeks before, without a similar reaction. Between whimpers, I accused my friend of tampering with her bathroom products to try and melt my face off. Her simple response? "Oh honey, it hurts to wash the whore off."
And now, those face wipes are forever dubbed, "Whore Wipes." Which sounds like a completely different personal hygiene product.
Along with whore wipes, I also have a great appreciation for things that I can throw together one day and continue to enjoy for the rest of the week. I like things that are easy, don't require a lot of my attention to establish in the first place and aren't a lot of work to maintain or preserve (sounding more and more like a case for needing another kind of whore wipe, I suppose). And that's where this recipe comes in---it's quick, simple and easy. No complaints here.
Bulgar Wheat and Feta Salad
Adapted from Everyday Food
Easy and delicious. Could you really ask for much more?
Ingredients
1 cup bulgar
2 cups boiling chicken stock
1 can chickpeas
1 bell pepper, diced
1 jar artichoke hearts, chopped
1 tablespoon lemon zest
2 tablespoons lemon juice
3 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 cup crumbled feta
1/4 chopped dill
Directions
1. In a large bowl, combine the bulgar with the boiling stock. Cover and let sit for 20 minutes.
2. Drain the bulgar and place in a large bowl.
3. Rinse and drain the chickpeas.
4. Add chickpeas to the bulgar. Drizzle with olive oil. Toss.
5. Add remaining ingredients. Toss.
6. Serve hot or cold.
