Oreo Cookies 'n' Cream Cheesecake Cupcakes

Unlike every other American child, it seems, I didn't grow up with sleeves of Oreos nestled in our cupboards. In fact, sweets in general weren't something that were readily available in my house. Which brings to mind a few questions... 1) Can I get a refund on my childhood? and 2) How the hell did I get so fat as a kid?

Perhaps my baking obsession is making up for all those years as a kid. Or maybe I'm really just unleashing my inner fat kid. Either way? It's working out well.

These treats, according to those who have tried them, are nostalgic. They taste like growing up, only fancy. Apparently, every other kid on the face of the planet gorged themselves on Oreos after school everyday.

When I first came across this recipe, I knew that it would be a home run. Oreos. Cheesecake. Cookies 'n' cream. What is not to love?

photo by Jessica Y.

Delicious cookie on the bottom, topped with cheesecakey goodness.

I read several recipes before I found a balance of ingredients that I felt would make a winning combination. The hardest part of this recipe is waiting to eat them after they come out of the oven! They have to set in the fridge for a few hours. :( But totally worth the wait. I promise.

Oreo Cookies 'n' Cream Cheesecake Cupcakes

• 42 cream-filled sandwich cookies, such as Oreos, 30 left whole, and 12 coarsely chopped
• 2 pounds cream cheese, room temperature
• 1 cup sugar
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 4 large eggs, room temperature, lightly beaten
• 1 cup sour cream
• Pinch of salt

1. Preheat oven to 275 degrees. Line standard muffin tins with paper liners. Place 1 whole cookie in the bottom of each lined cup.

2. With an electric mixer on medium high speed, beat cream cheese until smooth, scraping down sides of bowl as needed. Gradually add sugar, and beat until combined. Beat in vanilla.

3. Drizzle in eggs, a bit at a time, beating to combine and scraping down the sides of the bowl as needed. Beat in sour cream and salt. Stir in chopped cookies by hand.

4. Divide batter evenly among cookie-lined cups, filling each almost to the top. Bake, rotating pan halfway through, until filling is set, about 22 minutes. Transfer to wire racks to cool completely. Refrigerate at least 4 hours ... or cheat, and toss them in the freezer for a bit.

 photo by Jessica Y.

Pretty sure you'll be tempted to eat them all in one bite.

Cheesecake Brownies

6. Cooking stores are like my pornography. I was at the mall yesterday, in a generally grumpy disposition because I had to deal with the madness of the Apple store, but walking through the baking sections of a few kitchen stores sent me to cloud nine. It made me tingly all over. BUT!!! that's not as dirty as it sounds. Get your mind out of the gutter.

7. I'm prejudiced. Or maybe racist? I'm not sure what to call it. Before you start sending me white hoods and hate mail, let me explain. I just don't like cake. I find it obnoxious. It's all big, and calorie-loaded and is just getting quite arrogant with all of it's topsy-turvy-ness and all that other BS you see on the food network challenge shows. BUT!!! I like cupcakes. I like cupcakes a lot. They are little. And cute. And your pants still fit if you eat one. And if you botch the decoration on one, you still have 11 more to make beautiful. You cannot say the same thing about cake. I guess that makes me cake-cist. I guess it's a little like loving puppies but not really having a tolerance for dogs. Does that make me a bad person?

8. Baking is the key to my happiness. Over the past few years, as my love for cooking has developed, I've done some reflection and soul searching to figure out just what it is about the kitchen that I love so much. At first, my inner fat kid was like, "Duh, you love food." But the truth is, I don't really eat a lot of what I bake. I revel in feeding other people. I love the look on someone's face when they are eating something they enjoy that I made. This is why I force feed my boyfriend. This is why I, especially, enjoy feeding my students. Nothing makes high school kids happier than baked goods. Yes, it costs me some money. Yes, it costs me some time. Yes, it makes me weirdly popular with some interesting people. BUT!!! I wouldn't trade this obsession for anything.

9. I don't have an "OFF" switch. My mind never shuts down. Sure, I sleep. And there are days when I accomplish little to nothing of note. But I can never fully stop processing, analyzing and reflecting on what is going on around me. Whether it's giving strangers wardrobe makeovers in my head while I run on the beach, restructuring an assignment for my students while I fold laundry or crafting a cupcake recipe while I shower, my brain is never at rest. This drives my boyfriend insane. I typically run at 100% until my body just shuts down and says, "Enough!" This always happens over break--so that I get the pleasure of spending my time off sick, in bed. Thinking of new things to bake, of course. BUT!!! I always come back from those breaks so ready, so excited and so full of ideas. I suppose that means it's necessary re-charge time.

10. I am the WORST procrastinator EVER. My thesis is due in 19 days. What am I doing? Writing blog posts, cleaning my office, vacuuming, reorganizing my baking supplies, doing laundry, painting my toe nails, trying (and failing) to fix the sprinkler along the driveway that I ran over, playing with the dog, and, of course, baking. This is all bad news for me, as my deadline approaches. BUT!!! It's great news for you... Because that means more recipes! For these goodies, I really wanted to do something special for my boyfriend, who has been working two jobs and then coming home to a "Honey Do" list a mile long and dealing with baking-obsessed and super stressed out me. He deserved a treat, so my attempts at avoiding what I needed to do resulted in something yummy for him (and you).

Nick's Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Brownies

photo by Jessica Y.

These blonde brownies combine some of Nick's favorite things.

For the blonde brownie:
1 cup butter flavored Crisco
1 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 teaspoon Kahlua
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 eggs
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup chocolate chips
1 cup white chocolate chips

For the cheesecake "filling":
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese
1/4 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon Kahlua
1 cup chopped pecans (optional)

1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F . Grease a 9x13 inch pan. I used a "Perfect Brownie" pan that makes all edge pieces--divine!
2. In a large bowl, cream together shortening, brown sugar, and 1/2 cup white sugar. Beat in the 3 eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla and Kahlua. 
3. In a separate bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, and salt; sift into the sugar mixture. Stir in chocolate chips, and set aside.
4. In a separate bowl, mix together the cream cheese and 1/4 cup white sugar. Mix in the 2 remaining eggs.
5. Spread 1/2 of chocolate chip dough in bottom of the prepared pan. Place in pre-heated oven for 5 minutes. Remove from oven.
6. Pour cream cheese batter on top of dough. Sprinkle with pecans (if you are using them). 
7. Spoon dollops of the remaining blonde brownie batter over filling. The batter will spread as it bakes,so it is ok if there are gaps.
8. Bake for 45 minutes in preheated oven, or until lightly browned on the top. Let the brownies cool in the pan before cutting into bars. 
9. Serve with a big glass of milk!